Your friend is named after the symbol of the Bundeswehr Alpine Warfare School? Weird.
Suggestions.. more exploring? Organize a clandestine group destined to rule the Canadian Northwest? Go to a Star Wars screening and bug everyone by pointing out the direct rip-offs of The Hidden Fortress? Plot out ways to de-pink your room? Start a religion based on a piece of campus artwork? (Wait, your parents already did that.) Detonate close to 1,000kg of explosives in a single pit? (Wait, I did that one.) Sit in a public place, pretend your cell phone is on vibrate, and keep telling Paris that you really can't party with her anymore. Pretend to be a refugee from some vague, unspecified Balkan country. Give a lecture to your sock drawer, preferably with witnesses. Tell a complete stranger that the campus is really nice, except for all the penguins. Skip. Scrawl "Admiral Yamamoto, please call your service" on a public phone in Japanese. Ask a librarian where the books on Zen are; and when told, scoff and say that the Zen that can be found is not the true Zen.
That last one should be worth some semester hours if not an immediate degree and tenure.
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Date: 2007-08-08 11:52 pm (UTC)Your friend is named after the symbol of the Bundeswehr Alpine Warfare School? Weird.
Suggestions.. more exploring? Organize a clandestine group destined to rule the Canadian Northwest? Go to a Star Wars screening and bug everyone by pointing out the direct rip-offs of The Hidden Fortress? Plot out ways to de-pink your room? Start a religion based on a piece of campus artwork? (Wait, your parents already did that.) Detonate close to 1,000kg of explosives in a single pit? (Wait, I did that one.) Sit in a public place, pretend your cell phone is on vibrate, and keep telling Paris that you really can't party with her anymore. Pretend to be a refugee from some vague, unspecified Balkan country. Give a lecture to your sock drawer, preferably with witnesses. Tell a complete stranger that the campus is really nice, except for all the penguins. Skip. Scrawl "Admiral Yamamoto, please call your service" on a public phone in Japanese. Ask a librarian where the books on Zen are; and when told, scoff and say that the Zen that can be found is not the true Zen.
That last one should be worth some semester hours if not an immediate degree and tenure.